Truhb-uhl

Trou-ble; to disturb the mental calm and contentment of; worry;distress; agitate.

"Momma, Brooklyn is in trouble?"

I explained to her that she was in trouble. It is never okay to lock yourself in your parents room, with a brand new bottle of deep conditioner, while your mom has a client in the house.

Cats are soft enough and don't need to be covered in a re-constructor to restore protein, moisture, strength, and shine. Their tongue takes care of that. 

 It's not acceptable to destroy momma's rug by taking out the scraps of fabric that are intricately woven throughout the rug so that your baby doll can have a blanket.

 It is not permissible for you to pull down the slats on the blinds. I understand it would look better with them down but I can't find curtains that I LOVE yet.

And no, Brooklyn, it does not make me happy when you test the force of gravity with your brother's ceramic giraffe. No matter how softly you push it off the table, and not matter how many fingers you push it with, it will fall resulting in a broken giraffe.